Welcome to the internet.

Here is a cat being scratched with a vegetable.

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Bruce Banner, in my opinion, is one of the least appreciated characters in the Avengers on tumblr.  Mark Ruffalo’s performance was stellar and captivating.  The Hulk needs to be recognized more.  If not, then true tribute is not being paid to the Avengers. (via doctorfiles)

spooky-boy:

me, usually around my roommates

Yeah. This is me now. Good god will things please stop breaking for 5 minutes so I can get my shit together?

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ryeou:

how to make totoro soba!

beautytruthandstrangeness:

mayonnaisejane:

So… myself and a friend of mine, beautytruthandstrangeness, are thinking of doing a side blog together. A bit of an intersection feminist atheist social justice thing, since we’re both secularist/atheist, neurovariant, mixed race, bi/pansexual female bodied androgynes with neurotypical, white,…

I still like Spectrum Attack but it’s probably not relevant enough.

Hahahaha… I hadn’t even thought of using out HabitRPG party name… that’s a possibility too!!!

theweirdchap:

The Six Circles of Minecraft

First circle
In limbo are those who have not yet played the game. They are doomed to an eternity of listening to their friends rant about how awesome it is.
Second circle
The second circle contains the night sky and moon. It is full of hostile mobs, and those who live here are fated to repeat the 7 minute cycle for eternity.
Third circle
Players relegated to the third circle always know where north is but can’t ever get there. On the plus side, at least the view is nice if you gotta spend eternity there.
Fourth circle
The fourth circle has a crunchy outer shell and an inner ring. Those in the outer ring are constantly cold; those in the inner ring are plagued by the constant smell of bacon and a companionable pig but no way to transform it into pork.
Fifth circle
Players in the fifth circle are elated to find diamond ore but are quickly overcome by assorted aggressive mobs. Their spawn point is in view of the diamond ore. Wash, rinse, repeat.
Sixth circle
This is the ring of fire. It contains lava and a Ghast and houses those who kill other players on non-PK-dedicated servers. Players will find a bucket in their inventory with no water.

Play nice! :)

jadedmalice:

c-conda:

• Truth.

This guy knows what’s up.

beautytruthandstrangeness:

moniquill:

theslavbarbarian:

mommy-cuteella:

todbrowning:

mommy-cuteella:

guitardedretarist:

Dafuq did I just read?

I wouldn’t lash out at children or try to trick them.  I might lash out at annoying adults who won’t stop evangelizing to me and saying children should stay away from me if I don’t listen to them, though.  Gee, wonder why atheists are sad.

this is a printout from a parody site but there is plenty of legit christian propaganda that’s similar to this

I left around “Don’t listen to the mall’s laws because the mall’s laws are not God’s laws”.

holy fuck i remember the website this is from

i don’t remember its name though

It’s from http://objectiveministries.org/ , the kids section. The whole thing is a hilarious demonstration of Poe’s Law, though.

I wanna be the Atheist Nannygoat for Halloween! I will inspire to muster up your most ADVANCED witnessing techniques and then I will bleat, kick them with my hind leg, piss on them, and eat the remains.

You find the best crap… when are we going to start that blog together?

Did you see what happened when I asked for names? I got a visit from a misogonyst!!!

8^P

proud-atheist:

I’m starting to like this new pope

I knew I did something right picking Francis as my confirmation name… even if I didn’t stay Catholic. Welcome back to being at least tolerably reasonable Catholicism. I haven’t seen that since John Paul II.

sarahexplosions:

alienfirst:

Sunday is now Bunday, ya know? I wanted to have more things to post on my first Bunday (I’m totally making it a thing now), but alas, I got distracted.

Anyway, have The Hulk and Bruce Bunny, er BANNER. Why? I have no earthly idea. Because rabbits look goddamn demonic when they yawn? Sure.

Should Avengers bunnies be a thing?

(And apologies for bad typography. Sometimes I’m good, sometimes I need to be punched.)

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isuckrooster:

tampontears:

veganmovement2012:

Would people be as comfortable buying meat if the date the animal was KILLED was displayed alongside the ‘best before’ date? Consumers should remember that meat is the dead flesh from a once living breathing sentient animal who didn’t want to die.

actually i would feel more comfortable. it would make choosing fresher meat easier. thats a very good idea. 

when vegan ideas backfire completely

It is my goal as a responsible meat eater to one day attend, and possibly participate in, if they will allow, a slaughter at the local coop farm. I belive that every meat eater should at least once, see their dinner thru from life to the plate, and take full mental responsibility for all that that entails, or else become a vegetarian. Earn your meat privileges. That’s my goal.

not-safe-for-earth:

badtvblog:

Wolf Blitzer would like to take a moment to tell you about our lord and savior jesus christ.

Wolf Blitzer came here and managed to stumble upon an atheist.

*slow clap*

Evangelism Fail.

neverland-dream:

My last picture. Iron Man!